Released in October 1984, the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy text adventure becomes an immediate success, selling over a quarter of a million copies. Described by Adams as “inspired” by his book rather than an adaptation of it, the game rides the top of the game charts for months, and is Infocom’s second-best seller, topped only by the company’s Zork.
While faithful to the tone of the books, the game revels in breaking as many of the cardinal rules then established in interactive fiction, including outright lying to the player about available directions to travel in, and even what the player is able to see. In fact, Hitchhiker’s is cruelly obtuse, often requiring players to initiate actions outside of any offered information in the game, and at many times only those with knowledge of events in the books would know what to do. It also appears to be a favourite torture of Adams to let you miss some critical piece of equipment during a scene that would cause the game to dead-end later, with no recourse but to reload a save or replay the game. It also offers long, drawn-out sequences, such as the maddening Babel Fish Puzzle, which gains such notoriety that Infocom itself sells the official I Got the Babel Fish t-shirt. The ultimate goals of the game are unclear, except perhaps to retain your sanity as you play it. Hitchhiker’s is so hard, in fact, that even reviewers in computer game magazines are stumped; Jack Powell and Michael Ciraolo, reviewing the game for Antic magazine in its May 1985 issue, openly admit that they were stuck at a puzzle that delayed publication of their review for a month, and they STILL hadn’t completed the game. At times it seems that Hitchhikers was purposefully created as a ploy by Infocom to sell more of their Invisiclue hint books.
Puzzle brutalities aside, the game is an interesting extension of the Hitchhiker’s cannon, extending the book metaphor by featuring the literary device of footnotes that offer asides to the action. The actual Hitchhiker’s Guide is an inventory item in the game and features plenty of articles for the player to consult about. The game also takes a philosophical bent, with “no tea” being an inventory item that the player at one point drops after getting some real tea, and is eventually able to carry both tea and no tea at the same time after some synaptic calisthenics. Random events also serve to keep subsequent playthroughs interesting. The game is also strangely obsessed with fluff of all kinds. To the extent that the feelies that accompany the game packaging include a bag of pocket lint, as well as perpetually-darkened Peril Sensitive Sunglasses and a microscopic battle fleet (empty ziplock bag). The Hitchhiker’s game is no fluff-piece, however, but a fitting entry to Guide lore. Soul-crushingly frustrating, but fitting none-the-less.
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With the resounding success of the Hitchhiker’s game, it’s no wonder that Infocom is anxious for a sequel. The problem is that Adams is tired of producing sequels of his Hitchhiker’s material, and suggests instead Bureaucracy, an original game idea based on his real-life frustrations at trying to get his bank and utility companies to acknowledge a change-of-address after moving apartments in London. Infocom, having signed Adams on the idea that he would be bringing his popular Hitchhiker’s material with him, balks at the idea, but eventually, comes to terms with producing an original work with Adams.
Outside of forming the initial concept, however, Adams begins to let the project be bumped by other commitments, and so he eventually taps long-time friend Michael Bywater to finish the project. In line with the initial concept by Adams, the game has the protagonist jumping through hoops to accomplish the most simple tasks, such as withdrawing money from a bank, purchasing an airline ticket or even just ordering food at a restaurant. The ultimate goal, of course, is to get the bank to recognize a change-of-address card.
The game starts, in true bureaucratic form, by having the player fill out a “software license application” form for the game, providing humorous comments as you fill in lines such as your last name, name of boy/girlfriend, and whether the player is male or female. The game will then reference you using the opposite of the information provided, such as calling you Mr. if you put your sex down as female. Throughout the game, the blood pressure of the player is shown on the top right of the screen, rising as annoyances occur or when the player enters an invalid command. It is possible to die of an aneurysm if the player lets this rise too high without taking a cooling off period. Following a lead from Hitchhiker’s, the game throws many random events at the player.
Unfortunately, the prose in Bureaucracy is a bit twee, and the humour often comes off as forced. It moves from ridiculous to just plain stupid for convenience sake, offering up the idea of having to give a long, drawn-out food order in a restaurant to the waitstaff multiple times as the height of hilarity. It is less the Kafka-esque, paranoid nightmare it wants to be than an annoying, tortuous exercise in tedium. That might be the ultimate point of Bureaucracy, but does that make it an enjoyable game to play? The public doesn’t think so, as the game sells well under the numbers that Hitchhiker’s did.
Bureaucracy is Adams’ last game for Infocom, although he does continue in the medium, assisting on projects such as LucasArt’s computer game movie tie-in Labyrinth. Adams eventually forms a digital media company along with Richard Creasey and Robbie Stamp in 1996 called The Digital Village, and from this partnership comes the extravagant CD-ROM adventure game Starship Titanic. In 2001, at the age of 49, Adams is rudely taken from us after suffering a heart attack.
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As for Infocom, the late 80′s usher in faster processors, more advanced graphical capabilities, and more RAM, leading to improved graphics and sound supplanting text as the canvas of adventure game creation. A lot of resources are also poured into a new Business Products division, with a new programming staff and marketing team to support Infocom’s deviation from their comfort zone of sophisticated adventure games and into business software. Two years in the making, the new division produces powerful and streamlined database software Cornerstone, released in 1985. Originally priced at $495, not even an eventual slashing of price down to $99 can persuade the business community to buy volume software from a “games company”. As Cornerstone fails to catch fire, the company finds itself in financial hot water. Announced on February 19, 1986, Infocom is purchased by Atari 2600 pioneers Activision for 7.5 million, paid mostly in company stock options. The announcement also pledges that the two businesses will remain separate and that Infocom will retain its facilities in Cambridge.
Over 1987 Infocom grosses $10 million, with over two million units sold of the original trilogy of Zork games alone. That year the company also releases Beyond Zork, created in a little over a year by Brian Moriarty. Infocom’s first step in the evolution of their tex-adventure paradigm, Tasking players to embark on a quest for the magical Coconut of Quendor, Beyond Zork is the company’s first game with a graphical user interface, along with an onscreen map that changes as the players move from room to room. It also explores the realm of the role-playing game by assigning percentage statistics to seven attributes: Endurance, Strength, Dexterity, Intelligence, Compassion, Luck and Armor Class. Raising these skills to a certain level is required to solve certain puzzles. The player also has a choice of choosing between a male and female character, who is referred to personally throughout the game. Besides the onscreen, updating map, the “enhanced mode” features of the game include mouse support for computers that have one, for clicking on the map to move to adjacent areas. Users can also pin information to a window on the screen, allowing them to constantly keep track of such info as their inventory or the current room description. While the on-screen mapping and extra visual flourishes with the text are designed to make the text adventure easier to play, Infocom purists can revert to the no-nonsense display style of previous games if they prefer. There is also the ability to assign command strings to the function keys of your computer, and even the option to rename characters and objects. To make things even less frustrating while wandering around the Kingdom of Quendor, an undo function is available, even if the last command has resulted in your untimely demise. Be warned, however: if, when you perish, you happen to type out any popular swear words, you’ll take a -1 to your Intelligence rating. The geography and items (and their uses) are randomized from game to game, in order to keep players on their toes and increase the replayability of the adventure.
Beyond Zork is followed up the next year by Zork Zero, designed by Steve Meretzky. Created over the course of 18 months, the game continues the march to integrated graphics with an onscreen map, visual puzzles to play and graphical flourishes around and inside the text prose. In 1993 Activision gives the GUE the full graphical treatment in the rather shaky Return to Zork, featuring all of the multimedia bells and whistles now available through the emerging CD-ROM market. 1996 sees the release of Zork: Nemesis, with the 360 degrees “Z-Vision” graphics engine and an improved user interface. The game does, however, eschew the humour that made the original Zorks great for a more darker tone. Activision gets back on track with Zork: Grand Inquisitor in 1997, where the Zorky humour is back in full force.
The Passage Ends Here
Befitting its literary aspirations, the Zork universe is also fleshed out in tree-killer book form, starting with a series of “Choose-Your-Own-Adventure” type books, the likes of which influenced Interactive Fiction to start with. Here referred to as “A What-Do-I-Do-Now Book”, they are authored by S. Eric Meretzky, a more fancily titled and aforementioned Steve Meretzky. They are named Zork: The Forces of Krill (1983), Zork: The Malifestro Quest (1983), Zork: The Cavern of Doom (1983), and Zork: Conquest at Quendor (1984). As expected, readers are presented with perilous situations and given a choice of action which results in being directed to a page in the book where the outcome is described. These are followed by full novel tie-ins published by Avon Books between 1988 and 1991. First, comes 1988′s Wishbringer, a novelization of the original Infocom game from 1985, by Craig Shaw Gardner. The novelization of Enchanter, Infocom’s 1983 release, comes from Robin W. Bailey in 1989. Standalone stories The Zork Chronicles (George Alec Effinger, 1990) and The Lost City of Zork (Robin W. Bailey, 1991) continue to flesh out the ever-expanding world of the Great Underground Empire.
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Katz, Arnie. “Inside Gaming.” Editorial. Electronic Games Aug. 1983: 84-86. Electronic Games Magazine (August 1983). Internet Archive. Web. 06 Feb. 2016. “The original version [of Zork] had 10 or 12 individual problem situations,” says Blank, “and input was in the traditional verb-noun format since we used a two-word parser.”Adams, Roe R., III. “Exec Infocom” Adventures in Excellence.” Softalk Oct. 1982: 35-40. Softalk V3n02 Oct 1982. Internet Archive, 30 Apr. 2015. Web. 08 Dec. 2015. That’s where Lebling comes in. “I’m in charge of the purple prose; and I did the geographical design of Zork I.” By June 1977, the first version of the mainframe Zork was finished. “So how did I (Blank) write Zork, in Boston, From New York? Easy. I used to drive up every weekend and work with Tim on it.” Berez, at that time, was in the Sloane Management School at MIT earning his business degree. They took the idea to Vezza, who agreed to let Zork be Infocom’s first venture. From the summer of 1979 to the spring of 1980, Blank wrote the compiler and Lebling wrote the assembler or the new language. During this time, Zork for the micro was being developed independent of MIT on rented space on a DEC-2 from Digital Equipment. “We talked to Dan Fylstra from Personal Software about Zork. Tuned out that when Dan had been in business school in Boston, he had played Zork on my computer while doing a thesis. So he knew what Zork was all about.” Personal underwent a corporate metamorphosis into VisiCorp. The new image involved VisiCorp’s dropping all its game lines and concentrating on business programs, so Infocom took back the rights to market the Zork line. “We took our first office last September in the Faneuil Hall Marketplace in Boston. It was only one room…”
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Colour Zork poster by David Ardito, copyright Zork Users Group. Retrieved from /vr/ – Retro Games, “Old School Game Art” by Anonymous, Sept 23 2015.
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Schultz, Monte, and Steven Arrants. “Infocom Does It Again…And Again.” Review. Creative Computing Dec. 1983: 120-23. Print. Image of Planetfall packagingImage of Suspended packaging from Computer Fun, “Gnusto Ozmoo” by Randi Hacker, pgs. 30-34, 74, April 1984.
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Ye Olde Infocomme Shoppe
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Adams, Roe R., III. “The Infinitely Improbable Doug Adams.” Electronic Games Apr. 1985: 22+. Electronic Games – Volume 03 Number 04 (1985-04)(Reese Communications)(US). Internet Archive. Web. 10 Feb. 2016. In fact, Douglas’ first introduction to Infocom was through playing Suspended, one of the company’s most mind-boggling games. (Yes, he solved it.) It occurred to him that here was a company with minds as devious and eccentric as his own.; Another creative locale was Huntsham Court, a hotel in the village of Huntsham, near Tiverton, Devon. Adams wrote So Long and Thanks for all the Fish there, and a lot of the electronic version of Hitchhiker’s as well.; Image of Douglas Adams with his thumb out.The New Zork Times, “Meet the Zork Users Group”, pg. 3, Summer 1983. “Mike started the Zork Users Group in October of 1981. He had been working at the MIT Lab for Computer Science and part-time for Infocom as the game-tester (their first paid employee).” “In September 1981, Mike left Cambridge to attend the University of Chicago Graduate School of Business” Retrieved from the Internet Archive, NZT collection, Sep 22 2015.
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Image of Infocom booth at 1985 COMDEX from the New Zork Times, “InfoNews Roundup”, pg. 9, Winter 1985. Retrieved from the Internet Archive, NZT collection, Sep 24 2015.
Box shot Return to Zork (Box shot – Front) | Abandonia – www.abandonia.com/en/boxshot/24295
Faye’s Shrine of Zork
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Scott, Jason. Image of Michael Berlyn, circa 2006. Digital image. Get Lamp. Jason Scott, 25 Feb. 2006. Web. 31 Aug. 2016. <http://www.getlamp.com/>.Black & white image of Meretzky and Adams together, as well as other information from the New Zork Times, “The History of Zork – First in a Series” by Tim Anderson, pgs. 7, 11, Winter 1985. “In early 1977, Adventure swept the ARPAnet.” “When Adventure arrived at MIT, the reaction was typical: after everybody spent a lot of time doing noting but solving the game…” “By late May, Adventure had been solved…” Marc and I, who were both in the habit of hacking all night, took advantage of this to write a prototype four-room game. It has long since vanished. There was a band, a bandbox, a peanut room (that band was outside the door, playing ‘Hail to the Chief’, and a ‘chamber filled with deadlines’” “‘Zork’ was a nonsense word floating around…” “We tended to name our programs with the word ‘zork’ until they were ready to be installed on the system.” Retrieved from the Internet Archive, NZT collection, Sep 23 2015.
“Microsoft’s New Consumer Division.” Intelligent Machines Journal 19 Dec. 1979: 7. Print. Microsoft Consumer Products’ initial offereing includes…Adventure for the TRS-80 and Apple II…